blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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I THOUGH HE WOULD DO SOMETHING WITH A HORN. WHY WASNT HIM PLAYING A HORN. IT’S LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO JOKE.





yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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swamiface:

katara:

i cannot believe people have followed me for years 

 











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